Without so much as a By-your-leave, St Patrick’s Day has been and gone while I was in darkest Shanxi, but these jokes from last year deserve dusting off, eh
Two farmers chatting:
“My cow fell down a hole and I had to shoot it.”
“Did you shoot it in the hole?”
“No, in the head.”
This seems to be related to the séance joke.
And now for religion:
O’Malley is leaving his favourite bar when he gets run over by a bus. He gets to the gates of heaven and St. Peter tells him he can’t enter unless he passes a test. But he decides to go easy on him.
“What’s got five fingers and is made of black leather?” he asks.
O’Malley scratches his head, thinks hard and finally gives up.
“It’s a glove,” says St. Peter. “Let’s try again—What’s got ten fingers and is made of black…
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