Just joking.

But talking of T-shirts, here’s a worthy cause:

You can order them here. Go on.

Which reminds me, Radio 3’s Celebrating Women Composers was wonderful—although one supposes the byline

“10 Kickass Women Composers”

may prompt Outraged of Tunbridge Wells to withhold their licence fee… Try this page instead. Try also

• Sappho and Hildegard
• Lili Boulanger
• Meredith Monk.

Radio 3’s coverage constantly suggests new additions to the T-shirt, such as

• Élisabeth Jacquet de La Guerre
• Mary Lou Williams.

Also relevant:  my posts on

• Susan McClary and Madonna
• International Women’s Day
• Bridget Christie‘s take on the “This is what a feminist looks like” T-shirt
• Feminist humour, old and new.

And do explore the gender category in the sidebar.

Religions of the world
At screenings of my film, as if to establish my credentials, I often wear a version of this T-shirt:

As with many of the world’s great religious texts, you can find multiple versions, some more offensive than others.

Daoism always occupies pride of place, however. YAY!

BTW, “Shit happens” seems impossible to translate into Chinese. Any ideas, anyone?