The lack of dietary restrictions among household Daoists is all the excuse I need to cite Woody Allen’s Hassidic tales:
A woman stops a great Rabbi and asks, “Rabbi, why are we not allowed to eat pork?”
“We’re not?” the Rabbi said incredulously. “Uh-oh.”
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