Li Manshan once gave me a cigarette-lighter bearing this catchy motto:

ENGLANG ELK LUBRICANT—The perfect Christmas gift for the man-about-town whose elk is getting all dried out.
Li Manshan once gave me a cigarette-lighter bearing this catchy motto:

ENGLANG ELK LUBRICANT—The perfect Christmas gift for the man-about-town whose elk is getting all dried out.
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