- Bluff your way in music (1966).
Tactfully, the name of its author Peter Gammond is not disclosed. By “music” he means WAM, of course—HIP and “world music“, then only in their infancy, are spared, though folk music and jazz get succinct tributes. There is also a drôle Glossary, forerunner to many twee tea-towels—you know the kind of thing, like
- Chamber music—music written for a very small number of listeners.
- Development—what composers do with the melody in order to make a composition of decent length.
- Exposition—the popular bit of a composition while the tune is still being played [see also Francis Baines‘s definition of sonata form].
- Harmony—a term of no meaning whatsoever. Such phrases as “rich harmony”, “stark harmony”, “satisfying harmony” can be used indiscriminately.
- Mode—scales which sound a bit odd.
- Portamento—the ability to move from a wrong note to a right one without anyone noticing the original mistake.
- Recitative—when an opera singer forgets the tune.
But my enduring memory of the book is:
Mozart had the distinction, as everyone knows, of writing Koechels instead of Opuses, a thing no other composer has done before or since. Mozart’s great popularity dates from the fact that this absorbing fact was discovered, by some strange coincidence, by a man called Koechel.