Man having trouble with umbrella

Posted on 17/01/2017 by StephenJones.blog

As proof that the British have no need of some spurious independence from Europe, I burst out laughing every single time I see the sign for roadworks, famously known as

Man having trouble with umbrella

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Somehow the continental version of the sign is subtly different, rendering the joke less comprehensible.

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