Lyrics for theme tunes

 

A couple of ancient musical jokes—much shared online, but hey:

What does Batman’s mum call out when she wants him to come for his supper?

Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman!

and

Where does the Pink Panther come from?

Durham (Durham, Durham Durham Durham Durham Durhaaaaaam)

(For UK and US variants, see comments below.)

For a more ambitious word setting for Berlioz’s March to the Scaffold, see here; and for a handy mnemonic for additive metres, here. For tributes to the artistry of theme tunes, see Pearl and Dean, Parks and recreation, Soap.

8 thoughts on “Lyrics for theme tunes

  1. LOVE this post. But I think your Pink Panther ex is both parochial and wrong — it confuses an iamb (U-) and a trochee (-U), of which “DURham” is an ex. This side of The Pond, we ask, “What does the Pink Panther say when he sees a dead ant?” “Dead ANT, dead ANT, dead ANT-dead-ANT-dead-ANT-dead-ANT, dead-AAAAAAAAAAANNNNTTT!! (yah-da yah-da DAH)”
    For the hemiola-impaired, there’s the high-priced and the low-priced spreads. A hapless tympanist got through Dvorak’s Op.46 #1 and a snarky conductor with “BUTter BUTter BUTter MARgarine, MARgarine . . .”

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