Talking of Chinese versions of foreign names, I like

• Andeli Poliwen 安德利珀利文: André Previn
• Qielibidaqi 切利比達奇 Celibidache
• Futewan’gele 福特萬格勒 Furtwängler
• Laweier 拉威尔: Ravel
  
• Chake Beili 查克贝里 (pronounced Charcur Bailey): Chuck Berry
• Ao Shaliwen (Ao as in “Ow!”) 奥沙利文: O’Sullivan
• Fuluoyide 弗洛伊德 is a generous expansion of Freud into four syllables.

I also like

• Dingding 丁丁: Tintin.

Not to mention the Chinese transliteration of the word toothbrush:

• tuzibulashi—“rabbits don’t shit”, which inspired me to this fine headline.

For my Chinese name, and that of Beethoven, see here.