Talking of Chinese versions of foreign names, I like

• Andeli Poliwen: André Previn
• Laweier: Ravel
  
• Chake Beili (pronounced Charcur Bailey): Chuck Berry
• Ao Shaliwen (Ao as in “Ow!”): O’Sullivan
• Fuluoyide is a generous expansion of Freud into four syllables 弗洛伊德.

I also like

• Dingding: Tintin.

Not to mention the Chinese transliteration of the word toothbrush:

• tuzibulashi—“rabbits don’t shit”, which inspired me to this fine headline.

For my Chinese name, and that of Beethoven, see here.