on the many websites devoted to drôle country song titles, I like
How can I miss you if you won’t go away?
Also of note is
Get your tongue outta my mouth ‘cause I’m kissing you goodbye.
Many such titles, of course, are a stark record of the misogyny of the milieu, though some express mutual alienation—if that helps…
À propos, I note Nicholas Dawidoff’s splendid book title In the country of country—another piece of musical ethnography.