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*BREAKING NEWS*
Tory leadership contest

In a bold gambit, Jacob Tree-Frog (aka The Haunted Pencil / Minister for the 18th Century)* has thrown his top-hat into the ring with the yet-unverified claim (delivered in impeccable Latin) that Nanny once gave him a mug of Ribena to snort at a party.

But Boris Piccaninny Watermelon Letterbox Cake Disaster Weightloss Haircut Bullshit Wall-Spaffer Johnson still holds an unassailable lead in the Extra-Curricular Bonking stakes.

See also headlines tag. For bonking in Chinese, see here.

 

* For a glowing endorsement from Rachel Parris, see here.

 

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